Rachel. 24. She/Her/They. I invent monsters with good intentions, just bad execution. Bicon.

modern greek gods

  1. zeus: spoiled rich kid that gets away with everything
  2. poseidon: surfer dude
  3. hades: just a simple banker trying to live his simple life
  4. hera: suburban wine mom
  5. apollo: stoner that plays wonderwall in a college campus quad
  6. artemis: hardcore feminist and queer activist
  7. dionysus: philosopher by day, hardcore partier by night
  8. hestia: your grandma
  9. aphrodite: tyra banks
  10. ares: overly aggressive gamergate dudebro
  11. hephaestus: under appreciated i.t. employee who fixes everything, probably actually the xkit guy
  12. hermes: that one asshole who's always on his bluetooth
  13. athena: hermione
  14. demeter: little old lady who runs an organic produce stand at your local farmer's market but could 11/10 kick your ass
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