hatin:

I honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible i just want to travel the world but i want someone by my side along my journey 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

fluffmugger:

ainaraoftime:

ainaraoftime:

one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

y’see because spain and portugal are so close, labels in stuff like food, shampoo, etc often come in portuguese as well as spanish

this brand of chips, Lay’s, displays the flavor in spanish and portuguese, resulting in ham-flavored chips looking like this:

with “jamón” being spanish and “presunto” being portuguese

however, “presunto” is also a spanish adjective, meaning “presumed” (or suspected)

so you have this in-joke going where spanish chips taste like ham, presumably

You’ve heard of “I can’t believe it’s not butter!” now get ready for “It’s questionable whether or not this is ham”

affectionatesuggestion:

sometimes just existing in the same space as someone is so lovely. sitting on a couch together, not speaking. you, seated next to me reading separately and listening to music. even if we aren’t exchanging words, there’s a comfortable silence and the love is always there.

gayarsonist:

relieved and thankful to announce that the assassin hired to kill me was finally caught so i no longer have to fear attempts on my life. i do kinda miss the attention though.

k-phoenix:

lightspeedsound:

Ok if your introvert friend tells you “you don’t count as people” you know they will ride or die with you for life. Not counting as people is the introvert Platonic friend equivalent of getting married.

My SO once told me that “time with you is basically me-time” and it is the most beautiful thing and the most sincere form of ‘I love you’ I’ve ever heard.

cheruib:

bold of you to assume i won’t tell you i love you again just because i did ten seconds ago

teencry:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

i-am-a-fish:

dude!!! i fuckin……. love u

lmaonade:

i diagnose you with i love you

gayarsonist:

being weird together is a love language

quirkless-default:

otp: *confesses*

me: nice

otp: *accidentally confesses*

me: n i c E

otp: *accidentally confesses while in a heated argument*

me, fanning myself with my hands: OHOHOHOHOHO N I C E

hungwy:

*grabs your hand* no… WE’RE back on our bullshit

friend-suggestions:

my best friend: mentions we’re best friends

me: 💝? 💕?? 💓💕?? ? 💗? 💝💕💗? 💖💕💖❤️💗💛!!!!!

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*